The Moorans of Land of Moo is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its lack of airports, frequent executions, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 1.332 billion moorans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 18.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong mooran economy, worth 92.5 trillion cow pieses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,447 cow pieses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water, classes at Land Of Moo City University get canceled on Brancaland's Independence Day, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, and legions of police officers force people to move into massive urban apartments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Land of Moo's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Land of Moo is ranked 196,283^rd in the world and 29^th in Rocketopia for Largest Populations, with 1.33 billion capita.